If i have to see it so do you

curlicuecal:

sanguine-tenshi:

curlicuetruth:

brightlotusmoon:

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I’m deceased

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

@curlicuetruth you are very right

were–ralph:

alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:

evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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26/26

elliot-amy:

nikfishstix:

Doll Collector!✨ Each one was hand made!

localapparently:

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grrr gRGRRRRRR RGRRR bites on my keyboard,,, they are so silly,,, so stupidd,,,, garghhgfgghh,, smacks two miniature dolls of them together,, Hug,, HUGgg,

firethekitty:

vash’s arm wrapped around the punisher is having some kind of detrimental Effect on me

metropolicss:

All the art I did for the IDV cupsleeve event!!! 🥳 I hope we do it again, I had so much fun

nikfishstix:

In which Victor misses his wifey while he goes shopping 🛒 🤧

inkedmyths:

The problem with being a Creative Person is I want to create all the things. I want to draw a little drawing. I want to write a fic. I want to write a book. I want to paint with watercolors. I want to paint with oil paints. I want to animate. I want to make something out of clay. I want to sew a dress. I want to play a song on the ukulele. I want to play a song on the cello. I want to play a song on the harp. I want to write a song. I want to write a musical. I want to make a webcomic. I want to make a video game.

I want to do EVERYTHING but I don’t have the TIME or MONEY or MOTIVATION

punchesco:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.